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Sticker - Board Game Archetypes by Jared Stokes
Sticker - Board Game Archetypes by Jared Stokes
Sticker - Board Game Archetypes by Jared Stokes
Sticker - Board Game Archetypes by Jared Stokes
Sticker - Board Game Archetypes by Jared Stokes
Sticker - Board Game Archetypes by Jared Stokes
Sticker - Board Game Archetypes by Jared Stokes

Sticker - Board Game Archetypes by Jared Stokes

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We all know who these players are in our gaming groups! Which one are you?

Euro - A euro-style board gamer is like a wizard with a crystal ball, always seeing three moves ahead. They treat resource management as a sacred art and worker placement as a holy ritual. They love to crunch numbers and find ways to break the game like it's their job. It's like they've replaced their blood with meeples, and their heart beats to the rhythm of a Eurogame's turn structure.

Analysis Paralysis - A board gamer with analysis paralysis is like a squirrel trying to cross the road - constantly frozen in indecision, unsure which way to go. They spend so much time thinking that other players start to wonder if they've fallen asleep. It's like they're playing chess with themselves instead of the actual game. Maybe they need a snack to fuel their decision-making skills!

Ameritrash - An Ameritrash board gamer is like a wild boar, tearing through the game with reckless abandon. They live for the theme and are always ready to throw down some dice and scream like a barbarian. They love games with loads of miniatures, explosions, and over-the-top action. It's like they're playing a game of "how much chaos can we cause before the table flips?" and they're winning.

Rules Lawyer - A rules lawyer board gamer is like a courtroom attorney, constantly cross-examining every rule and detail of the game. They're always ready to whip out their rulebook like a weapon and wield it with terrifying precision. They know every edge case and technicality and are not afraid to use it to their advantage. It's like they're playing a game of "gotcha!" instead of the actual game.

Dice Goblin - A dice goblin board gamer is like a dragon hoarding treasure, but with dice. They collect every die they can find, from tiny D4s to giant D20s, and guard them fiercely. They're always shaking, rolling, and obsessing over their dice as if they hold secrets to the universe. It's like they've replaced their hands with dice cups, and their eyes glow with the power of probability.

Newbie - A newbie board gamer is like a lost puppy, stumbling through the game with wide eyes and a wagging tail. They're always asking questions and making mistakes, but they're so cute you can't help but love them. They get excited about the simplest things, like rolling a die or drawing a card, and it's contagious. It's like they're seeing the world of board games for the first time, and everything is amazing.

Stickers appx. 2.5" to 3" in size